Hi folks. Joe here.
First a bit of an update. My last blog post about the group of sasquatch swimming in the hot spring got 97 hits. Witch I thought was pretty good. Now I know some of you internett folks says that not all those hits are readers but I know a thing or two about reading blogs that aren’t afraid of telling the truth. And there are a lot more readers out there than 97 I can tell you that.
Now ey know some of ye keep complaining about the picture was a bit blurry but as keep sayin. You have to use a regular old camera. None of that there new digital stuff will do. They have some fancy digital gremlins in am that the government and the nwo put there to keep you from learning the truth. Also thanks for the comments arizonaConspiracy92, and yes I do think the aliens helpt the climate scientists genetically modify the crop circles down there in Texas. Ill link in your blog post down below so the good fellas here can read all about it when they are done reading this.
But now on to tonight subject. I saw them. I saw them all yesterday. What happened was I had just taken my evening mind openers and there was some sort of gathering going on outside. It started as a bbq over at the diner but I could already see the trees moving and it just got weirder from there. It all started when what foreigner fellow started playing on a tree root. He played the root like a fidl. Only the root danced to the rhythm. I could feel the dancing starting in my own feet and I immediately understood that something was wrong so I put on my good old shootn range earmuffs. That took care of that.
Then all manner of strange creatures came pouring out of the woods. There was a goat that walked like a man. A two headed deer. Dozens of tiny dancing flowers. Some sort of pixies flying about. Then I saw a huge indian fella, At least 10 feet tall and mean looking. There was a black bear too. Only he had the head of a man and a red beard. And two weasels running off with a beer keg. I even saw a fox dancing with a rabbit. And in the sky I saw a huge raven, as big as a man circling the town. Now before you go dragging me off to the loony bin remember… I already told you about them guys in their fancy suits driving through town so you know it’s true.
Now next weeķ Ill share with you some of my tips for growing peyote. And remember, stay away from that there genetically modified chemical stuff and only take natural mind enhancers like hemp, cannabis, peyote and mushrooms.